If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
(via sighcopath)
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
(via canyounottveit)
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
(via drunkmother)
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
(via freakingyou)







